JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman at the Post Office handled mail with illegible addresses

A woman at the Post Office handled mail with illegible addresses. One day, she found a letter to God with no address and decided to open it. It read:

“Dear God,
I’m an 85-year-old widow living on a small pension. Someone stole my purse with $120, all I had until my next check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I invited my friends for dinner. Without that money, I can’t buy food. You’re my only hope. Please help me.
Sincerely, Martha.”

Moved by the letter, the woman couldn’t get Martha’s words out of her mind. She decided to share it with her coworkers. As she read the letter aloud, everyone grew quiet. One by one, they started pulling out their wallets.

“I can pitch in $5,” said one. “Here’s $10,” added another. Bit by bit, they pooled their money until they had $116—almost the full amount Martha needed.

They placed the money in an envelope and sent it anonymously to her address. For the rest of the day, they couldn’t help but smile, imagining Martha’s surprise and the joy she’d feel knowing someone cared. It was the kind of warmth that reminded them what Christmas was all about.

After Christmas, another letter from Martha arrived. Curious, the workers gathered to read it:

“Dear God,
Thank you for your kindness. Because of your gift of love, I had a wonderful dinner with my friends.

The holidays are a time of joy, cheer, and a whole lot of laughter. What better way to spread the Christmas spirit than with more funny, heartwarming stories to keep you giggling through the season? Let’s add to Santa’s bag of laughs with a few more tales to brighten your holiday. Here are more fun stories about Santa’s Favorite Laughs: 11 Christmas Jokes to Brighten Your Holiday

1. The Christmas Trap: Parents’ Secret Plan

Mike and Janet had their annual Christmas trick all planned out. Mike called his son, Ryan, with a tone of feigned seriousness. “Kiddo, I hate to tell you this, but your mom and I are getting divorced.”

“What?!” Ryan nearly shouted. “You were just posting Christmas sweater pictures yesterday!”

“Yep. I can’t take her cookie obsession anymore. Call your sister in Sydney. I’m done talking.”

Panicked, Ryan called his sister, Ashley, and the two agreed to fly home immediately. Meanwhile, back at home, Mike and Janet high-fived and burst into laughter. “Every year,” Janet giggled. “And they’re paying for their tickets again!”

2. The Christmas Angel: A Letter to God

At the post office, Eleanor opened a peculiar letter addressed to “God.” It read: “Dear God, I’m Martha, 85 years old. Someone stole my $120 pension, and now I can’t afford Christmas dinner. Can you spare a miracle?”

Eleanor and her coworkers pooled together $116, which they sent anonymously to Martha. A week later, another letter arrived: “Dear God, thanks for the $116. It made for the best Christmas ever! P.S. I think a postal worker skimmed $4 off the top.”

3. North Pole Chaos: Santa’s Meltdown

The North Pole was in chaos. Candy cane flu had sidelined half the elves, Rudolph was leading a reindeer strike, and Mrs. Claus announced her mother’s arrival—along with her infamous fruitcake collection.

Amid the madness, a small angel arrived with a giant Christmas tree. “Special delivery!” she chirped. “Where do you want me to stick it?” And that, folks, is why angels sit on top of Christmas trees.

4. Heavenly Volume: Grandma’s Holiday Hearing Aid

Tommy knelt to pray on Christmas Eve, shouting, “Dear God, I want a rocket ship, a dinosaur, and an Xbox!”

His brother Jack whispered, “God isn’t deaf, you know.”

Tommy smirked. “Yeah, but Grandma’s shopping tomorrow, and her hearing aid’s broken!”

5. The Shopping Surprise: A Twist in the Tale

Linda frantically called her husband, Dave, who had disappeared during their shopping spree. “Where are you?” she demanded.

Dave’s voice softened. “Remember the jewelry store where you saw the sapphire necklace last Christmas?”

Linda’s heart raced. “You’re there?”

“Nope,” Dave chuckled. “I’m at the dollar store next door. Gift bags are three for a dollar!”

6. The Gift Switch: Diamonds vs. SUVs

Tom boasted at the office party about the diamond earrings he bought his wife. A coworker asked, “Didn’t she want an SUV?”

“She did,” Tom grinned, “but it’s easier to fake diamonds than a Ford Explorer!”

7. The Budget Tree: The Lumberjack’s Shortcut

Jimmy begged his dad for a real tree. His dad returned from the tree lot quickly, carrying a perfect fir. “That was fast,” Jimmy said.

Dad winked. “The tree guy gave me a discount when I brought an axe and started inspecting the trees.”

8. The Carol Critic: Sibling Sabotage

Charlie encouraged his sister Emma to join the school choir. Surprised, Emma asked, “Do you think I sing well?”

“Nah,” Charlie grinned. “But now I know which day to wear my noise-canceling headphones.”

9. The Biblical Bird: A Gift Mishap

Three brothers bragged about their Christmas gifts to their mom. One built her a mansion, another bought her a Rolls-Royce, and the third gifted her a parrot trained to recite the Bible.

Their mom’s thank-you notes read: “Richie, the mansion’s lovely, but I lose my glasses in it. Steve, the car’s great, but the driver keeps falling asleep. Joe, the chicken was delicious.”

10. The Window Shopping Incident

Karen admired a dress in a store window. She asked the saleswoman, “Can I try on that dress in the window?”

The saleswoman looked appalled. “We have fitting rooms for that, ma’am!”

11. The Santa Hotline: A Clever Comeback

Sophie’s mom called her uncle Bob to impersonate Santa after Sophie’s battles with her sister Madison became too much. Bob warned Sophie over the phone, “No presents for girls who torment their sisters!”

When Sophie hung up, her mom asked, “What did Santa say?”

Sophie grinned. “He said Madison’s getting coal. Oh, and you should check your cookie stash, Mom!”

Share the Cheer

These jokes are the perfect way to spread laughter this holiday season. Share them with family, friends, and anyone in need of a good chuckle. After all, the best part of Christmas isn’t the gifts—it’s the moments that make us smile. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!

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